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Because I never was a Chuck Norris fan...

* Bruce Schneier can log into any computer just by staring down the prompt.
* A mystery wrapped in an Enigma is no more puzzling to Bruce Schneier than a mystery wrapped in ROT-13.
* Bruce Schneier doesn't use a keylogger. He's standing right behind you.
* SSL is invulnerable to man-in-the-middle attacks. Unless that man is Bruce Schneier.
* Bruce Schneier memorizes his one time pads.
* Bruce Schneier can losslessly compress random data by 50%, with his fists.
* Bruce Schneier knows where Grigori Perelman is.
* Bruce Schneier factors integers in constant time.
* When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn't suck.
* Vs lbh nfxrq Oehpr Fpuarvre gb qrpelcg guvf, ur'q pehfu lbhe fxhyy jvgu uvf ynhtu.
* Santa Claus doesn't know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad.

More here, and if you got all those you're a hopeless geek. While I'm posting, trivia:

- Have voted. Not that either of the races I voted in is in much doubt, but it felt good.
- Exercise since last time: 10km, total 395km/237mi. Still tromping towards Weathertop. No good excuses for my slackness; I've gotten into bad sleep habits etc.

Date: 2006-10-25 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thette.livejournal.com
God, I'm a hopeless geek. Those were hilarious.

Date: 2006-10-25 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krfsm.livejournal.com
I missed the Perelman one.

Date: 2006-10-26 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lederhosen.livejournal.com
Perelman is the Howard Hughes of mathematics, without the money (which he turned down).

Date: 2006-10-26 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aslanspawh.livejournal.com
I knew geocaching was good for something... I could "read" the second to last one of these :)

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