Bruce Schneier Facts
Oct. 26th, 2006 01:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lederhosenBecause I never was a Chuck Norris fan...
* Bruce Schneier can log into any computer just by staring down the prompt.
* A mystery wrapped in an Enigma is no more puzzling to Bruce Schneier than a mystery wrapped in ROT-13.
* Bruce Schneier doesn't use a keylogger. He's standing right behind you.
* SSL is invulnerable to man-in-the-middle attacks. Unless that man is Bruce Schneier.
* Bruce Schneier memorizes his one time pads.
* Bruce Schneier can losslessly compress random data by 50%, with his fists.
* Bruce Schneier knows where Grigori Perelman is.
* Bruce Schneier factors integers in constant time.
* When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn't suck.
* Vs lbh nfxrq Oehpr Fpuarvre gb qrpelcg guvf, ur'q pehfu lbhe fxhyy jvgu uvf ynhtu.
* Santa Claus doesn't know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad.
More here, and if you got all those you're a hopeless geek. While I'm posting, trivia:
- Have voted. Not that either of the races I voted in is in much doubt, but it felt good.
- Exercise since last time: 10km, total 395km/237mi. Still tromping towards Weathertop. No good excuses for my slackness; I've gotten into bad sleep habits etc.
* Bruce Schneier can log into any computer just by staring down the prompt.
* A mystery wrapped in an Enigma is no more puzzling to Bruce Schneier than a mystery wrapped in ROT-13.
* Bruce Schneier doesn't use a keylogger. He's standing right behind you.
* SSL is invulnerable to man-in-the-middle attacks. Unless that man is Bruce Schneier.
* Bruce Schneier memorizes his one time pads.
* Bruce Schneier can losslessly compress random data by 50%, with his fists.
* Bruce Schneier knows where Grigori Perelman is.
* Bruce Schneier factors integers in constant time.
* When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn't suck.
* Vs lbh nfxrq Oehpr Fpuarvre gb qrpelcg guvf, ur'q pehfu lbhe fxhyy jvgu uvf ynhtu.
* Santa Claus doesn't know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad.
More here, and if you got all those you're a hopeless geek. While I'm posting, trivia:
- Have voted. Not that either of the races I voted in is in much doubt, but it felt good.
- Exercise since last time: 10km, total 395km/237mi. Still tromping towards Weathertop. No good excuses for my slackness; I've gotten into bad sleep habits etc.
