More than usually amusing Ningrish
Jan. 7th, 2003 07:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lederhosenSubject: Answer Sir Savimbi of Angola
From: Aroujo Tao Savimbi Confidential email reply:[snipped] Compliment of the season. This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met. The message could be strange but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. I am Mr. Aroujo Tao Savimbi, son of the late rebel leader Jonas Savimbi of Angola who was killed on the 22nd of February 2002. I managed to get your contact details through the internet myself largely due to time essence and I was desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business. My late father, Jonas Savimbi was able to deposit a large sum of money with a security vaults in My father is death and the movement of his family members (including me) is restricted. We are forbidden to either travel abroad or out of our localities.
[rest of miraculous get-rich-quick offer deleted]
I wish I could get people's contact details through Time Essence. Would save me carrying round an address book. Although maybe one has to be the son of Death to pull this off.
From: Aroujo Tao Savimbi Confidential email reply:[snipped] Compliment of the season. This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met. The message could be strange but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. I am Mr. Aroujo Tao Savimbi, son of the late rebel leader Jonas Savimbi of Angola who was killed on the 22nd of February 2002. I managed to get your contact details through the internet myself largely due to time essence and I was desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business. My late father, Jonas Savimbi was able to deposit a large sum of money with a security vaults in My father is death and the movement of his family members (including me) is restricted. We are forbidden to either travel abroad or out of our localities.
[rest of miraculous get-rich-quick offer deleted]
I wish I could get people's contact details through Time Essence. Would save me carrying round an address book. Although maybe one has to be the son of Death to pull this off.
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Date: 2003-01-06 03:48 pm (UTC)