Inspiration
Jan. 29th, 2010 08:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The spam subject lines in my mailbox are starting to look like a plot outline from a horror novel:
ROCKET FUEL FOR YOUR SPACESHIP
EMPOWER YOUR FLESHY THING
NEED REAL ANTI-FUNGAL?
INSANE PLEASURE IN BEDROOM
GROW YOUR PEDIPALPS THREE INCHES
BE HER MIGHTY NIGHT PREDATOR
I'm expecting the next one to be DO YOU READ SUTTER KANE?
ROCKET FUEL FOR YOUR SPACESHIP
EMPOWER YOUR FLESHY THING
NEED REAL ANTI-FUNGAL?
INSANE PLEASURE IN BEDROOM
GROW YOUR PEDIPALPS THREE INCHES
BE HER MIGHTY NIGHT PREDATOR
I'm expecting the next one to be DO YOU READ SUTTER KANE?
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Date: 2010-01-28 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 10:56 pm (UTC)If only that was a haiku ...
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Date: 2010-01-29 05:53 am (UTC)