No limits indeed - to the inventive imagination of the born shyster, or to the average joe's gullibility...
Long may the 2 continue their downward-spiralling symbiosis - it brings so much entertainment to the rest of us.
"... Amputations!! Get your free amputations here!! You sir... you look like you could lose a leg... Lie down here & I'll have that off in a jiffy. Here, bite down on this all-day-sucker & 1...2...3!! There we go - just apply pressure to that for a second while I get the band-aid. There you go sir, much better!! That'll be $500. Cheaper than those bloody doctors eh?! Hmmm... you're looking a bit pale sir, just stay lying down for a while, it'll be fine... I've just got to get something from the car, don't worry - I'll be right back..."
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Date: 2006-01-31 08:17 am (UTC)Long may the 2 continue their downward-spiralling symbiosis - it brings so much entertainment to the rest of us.
"... Amputations!! Get your free amputations here!! You sir... you look like you could lose a leg... Lie down here & I'll have that off in a jiffy. Here, bite down on this all-day-sucker & 1...2...3!! There we go - just apply pressure to that for a second while I get the band-aid. There you go sir, much better!! That'll be $500. Cheaper than those bloody doctors eh?! Hmmm... you're looking a bit pale sir, just stay lying down for a while, it'll be fine... I've just got to get something from the car, don't worry - I'll be right back..."