Three more words that don't usually go together

[lederhosen]

"Door-to-door tattoo salesman".

Via cleolinda, story here. Just in case you thought there was a limit to human stupidity.

Comments

[barberio.livejournal.com]

Comming soon, door to door laser eye surgery.

[drzero.livejournal.com]

Why am I reminded of the Monty Python sketch of the door-to-door organ collectors.....

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

No Limits!!!

[waitingman.livejournal.com]

No limits indeed - to the inventive imagination of the born shyster, or to the average joe's gullibility...

Long may the 2 continue their downward-spiralling symbiosis - it brings so much entertainment to the rest of us.

"... Amputations!! Get your free amputations here!! You sir... you look like you could lose a leg... Lie down here & I'll have that off in a jiffy. Here, bite down on this all-day-sucker & 1...2...3!! There we go - just apply pressure to that for a second while I get the band-aid. There you go sir, much better!! That'll be $500. Cheaper than those bloody doctors eh?! Hmmm... you're looking a bit pale sir, just stay lying down for a while, it'll be fine... I've just got to get something from the car, don't worry - I'll be right back..."

[fluffy-cloud.livejournal.com]

Who here is not suprised that the tat came out horribly.

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

Actually, considering St. Louis and its inhabitants, I'm not surprised at all. Had this been northeast Wisconsin, the guy would have had a line of morons wanting to get Van Halen tats.

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

yiz...! nowe therz a jobb i kud git inn toe!