Weirder than usual pseudo-science

[lederhosen]

From the rather misleadingly-titled Understanding Keylontic Science:

"Keylontic Science and Kathara Healing are holistic in the true sense of cultivating and activating all aspects of our multidimensional selves. A more scientific way of expressing this would be to say that with this system we are activating our DNA strands, many of which have been dormant or distorted for thousands of years. Full discussion of DNA is available in many of the materials. If we wish to activate our DNA as quickly and yet as safely as possible, it is wise to do this at a comfortable and stable pace. The old adage of making haste slowly comes to mind."

...yeah.

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[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

There can be, at times, a fine line between incomprehensible technical jargon and utter, balls-to-the wall incoherent bugfuckery. This can confuse and distress the layman.

That quote, however, is nowhere near that line.

[velvetink.livejournal.com]

I am amazed that people fall for this claptrap. I met a herbalist who honestly thought that one could cure leukemia and genetic faults by meditation.

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

Is it time to bring out the Chainsaw of Natural Selection?

Never mind. It would get me, too, for much different reasons.