'Too Lazy To Read The Book' Theatre Presents: Goblet of Fire

[lederhosen]

The thing that bothers me with HP isn't the characters who are meant to be the villains... it's the rest of them.



Had I been Dumbledore, my speech at the end of the film would've gone something like this:

"Cedric Diggory died defending a friend. Does that make him so brave? Perhaps not. I daresay many of you - not all, but many - could be shamed into that sort of courage, when it came to somebody who had just saved your own skin. Shall I tell you what really made him stand out?

"I could not help but notice the vast majority of you, who are now gathered in this room, wearing badges to the detriment of one Potter. You were of the opinion that he had cheated his way into the tournament, and you made no bones about expressing that sentiment. And yet, none of you are wearing those badges now. Why is that?

"Did you, perhaps, take them off after the third challenge, in recognition of the awful danger Potter had just faced? I think not.

"Did you take them off after the second challenge, in which he demonstrated nobility of spirit by placing the protection of a stranger above victory? I do not believe so.

"No, you took them off after the first challenge, in which he did nothing more than to complete the task he had been given. At the beginning of that challenge, you thought him a cheat; since he demonstrated no particular moral fortitude in that challenge, I can only presume that in your eyes, victory excuses cheating. Mr. Diggory, to his credit, never wore such a badge; I do not know what he initially thought of Potter, but when all around him were doing otherwise, he was willing to suspend judgement. That is the brand of courage that made him exceptional."

Not that the adults get off entirely scot-free, either. The second challenge is a pretty sick-minded thing to inflict on children. (Did they just knock on Ron & Hermione's doors and say "Excuse me, we'd like to put you to sleep at the bottom of a lake, if that's OK with you", or what?)

And what sort of idiot appoints a former Death Eater as headmaster of a school for impressionable youngsters?

(The whole "pervy ghost in the boys' bathrooms" bit was more than a little creepy, but I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt on that one and suppose that they didn't have any options for getting rid of her.)

Comments

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

And what sort of idiot appoints a former Death Eater as headmaster of a school for impressionable youngsters?

That's actually not very surprising, since Durmstrang is noted for actually teaching the Dark Arts. And when you think about it, one of the former members of the Hogwarts Board of Governors was a former incredibly hot Death Eater.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

ITYM incredibly hot former Death Eater.

And I deny watching Black Hawk Down tonight just for the hot bods therein.