Further evidence for my Ewok theory

[lederhosen]

Another thing I just thought of, re. this theory:

#1: What do you get if you swap the syllables of "Ewok" around?
#2: What well-known Star Wars character is famous for jumbling the order of his words?

The prosecution rests.

Edit: Oh, and Store Wars is cute, not that it has anything to do with Ewoks.

Comments

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

At first I thought it was either the Ewok Apocalypse theory (in which the gravitational effects of blowing up the Death Star II completely destroyed the environment of Endor's 4th moon, Ewok Land) or the Return of the Jedi Originally Had Them Find A Colony Of Wookies theory.

But no, you're much more depraved. :)

[harliquinn.livejournal.com]

And didn't Yoda say "I am great friends with the Wookies?" or something along those lines?

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Why, I do believe you're right...