You must transform to the unsurpassable fellow for your wife.

[lederhosen]

Another manhood-augmentation spam, but this one was more than usually odd...

Subject: You must transform to the unsurpassable fellow for your wife.

This specific is used to mend erectile breakdown,
also known as impotence. This is when a somebody can't procure, or save,
a solid tumid member good for intimate action.

Our products is :
# apt to be used as a execution foil
# has key vantage over another remedy
# can work for 4 days
# can build up in the torso

What is an 'execution foil', and why exactly would I want one in this particular context?

Comments

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I'm more amused by the notion of procuring and/or saving a, well...

"Here's one I set aside earlier, darling."

[mdrnprometheus.livejournal.com]

When you transform, is there a theme song saying "Go Unsurpassable Fellow"?

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's hard to hear it over the sound of my genitals rearranging themselves into a jet fighter.