Inspiration

The spam subject lines in my mailbox are starting to look like a plot outline from a horror novel:

ROCKET FUEL FOR YOUR SPACESHIP
EMPOWER YOUR FLESHY THING
NEED REAL ANTI-FUNGAL?
INSANE PLEASURE IN BEDROOM
GROW YOUR PEDIPALPS THREE INCHES
BE HER MIGHTY NIGHT PREDATOR

I'm expecting the next one to be DO YOU READ SUTTER KANE?

Ooh!

[Edit: I'm just going to add the new ones in here as it seems appropriate]

A horror story told entirely through the headers of spam in my inbox.

ROCKET FUEL FOR YOUR SPACESHIP
A MOLD IS WIDELY USED
EMPOWER YOUR FLESHY THING
NEED REAL ANTI-FUNGAL?
INSANE PLEASURE IN BEDROOM
LOVEMAKING ALCHEMY
GROW YOUR PEDIPALPS THREE INCHES
DON'T LET YOUR MANHOOD DIE
BE HER MIGHTY NIGHT PREDATOR
GIVE HER OFTEN NIGHT ATTACKS