I try, I really do.

[lederhosen]

> "No, not repellent. We've had repellent individuals in here,
> and neither William nor Yelyena are anything close to
> that."

What does a vampire have to *do* to count as 'repellent'
around here?

Not even close, apparently. *sob*

Comments

[silverblue.livejournal.com]

We're in a strange pseudo-real world where no matter what we do (including film non-consensual snuff) we are thought of as cute and lovable.

...

And you see this as a problem.

I say...opportunity.
Can I eat Toby?

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

I think the saddest part is that 'non-consensual' had to be specified here.

And yes, you can eat Toby. It's not like his author reads LJ to catch us plotting or anything...

[deor.livejournal.com]

At this point I must say: AHEM!

(Toby's author)

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

*innocentlook*

Nothing to see here :-)

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

Hey! You can't eat Toby! That would violate the Endangered Species Act, which clearly puts Sea Otters on the protected list! And you wouldn't want the Fish and Wildlife Service to have to put the smack on you, would you? :-)

Oh, BTW: Happy Birthday! :-)

[deor.livejournal.com]

Toby's a river otter. River otters are even cuter than sea otters - nyah. But still endangered. :-(