My theory about LiveJournal.
Oct. 30th, 2001 03:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lederhosenI've been playing with the 'random journal' button.
My theory is that about 55% of all LiveJournals are owned by one person, LiveJournal Lass.
LiveJournal Lass is a teenager somewhere in the USA. Nobody understands her, except for a small circle of friends. Certainly not her parents, or her high school teachers. She writes many LiveJournals under many different names, but you can tell it's the same person every time, because the Caps Lock and Shift keys on her keyboard broke in the 'off' position last year and have not yet been fixed.
Another 45% of LiveJournals are owned by LiveJournal Lad. He lives somewhere else in the USA, and is male. He is otherwise indistinguishable from LiveJournal Lass, and uses the same broken keyboard.
That is my theory.
My theory is that about 55% of all LiveJournals are owned by one person, LiveJournal Lass.
LiveJournal Lass is a teenager somewhere in the USA. Nobody understands her, except for a small circle of friends. Certainly not her parents, or her high school teachers. She writes many LiveJournals under many different names, but you can tell it's the same person every time, because the Caps Lock and Shift keys on her keyboard broke in the 'off' position last year and have not yet been fixed.
Another 45% of LiveJournals are owned by LiveJournal Lad. He lives somewhere else in the USA, and is male. He is otherwise indistinguishable from LiveJournal Lass, and uses the same broken keyboard.
That is my theory.
