An offer I can't understand

[lederhosen]

Okay, why exactly would I want to 'vulcanize my whoopee stick'?

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[nefaria.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, this is too close to Kirk/Spock fan fiction for me to comment on.

[malada.livejournal.com]

"vulcanize: to treat with heat and sulfur...."

Uh-uh. Not taking the Easy Ones. Nope. Not today.

-m

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

I wonder if this is related to the "need anti-fungal" one.

[bookwoman72.livejournal.com]

Er... maybe you're having sex with a volcano goddess?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

*blush* Why, thank you!

[culfinriel.livejournal.com]

friction burns ...

[lokicarbis.livejournal.com]

Because nothing's hotter than black rubber fetishware...

[moxie_man]

Well, isn't it obvious? So you're "whoopee stick" will make non-emotional, logical decisions, of course.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

I'm going with this answer!

[malloc1024.livejournal.com]

To decrease wear and thereby increase the service life?

[sandypawozbun.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I suspect it is most illogical.