Now I remember what I like about this place...

[lederhosen]

The subject lines from my work inbox this morning:

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CRC INTERVIEW
FW: CABARET Wed 25th september 1pm matinee
Optometry Ball
Time for me to say Good bye
Food on Level 5 Balcony
Friday newsletter
ADDITIONAL Human Ethics Seminar
Delivery
Dragonfly
Virgin Eyeballs
Virgin Eyeballs
Virgin Eyeballs

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Eyeballs, where would we be without 'em?

Comments

[drzero.livejournal.com]

*points in random direction* Over there ! No wait... *another random direction* Over there.... *repeat ad nauseum*

Virgin Eyeballs...

[panacea1.livejournal.com]

Virgin eyeballs as opposed to.... what?

Promiscuous eyeballs?
Previously-Owned eyeballs?

Wouldn't all eyeballs be previously-owned, anyway?

Enquiring eyeballs want to read!

Re: Virgin Eyeballs...

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

In this case, eyeballs they haven't previously studied.

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

"Hey, aren't the stairs somewhere over he--shi--"

(thump thump crash curse thump roll ow)