And something lighter.

[lederhosen]

Police logs by somebody who obviously sees the fun side of his job:

http://www.arcataeye.com/police/

1:34 a.m. On Plaza Avenue, sturm and drang 'twixt roommates and associates made the a.m. look like High Noon in Dodge City, but in a really lame, screechy way. A man had allowed several so-called friends to stay at the apartment, and that was when the trouble began.

4:01 a.m. Laurel Drivers must have been taking lessons from their fussy brethren on Plaza Avenue, for it was there that yelling and screaming emanated from a shadowy corner. This chick, see, and this dude... oh, never mind.

1:16 p.m. A vehicle careened recklessly down Sunset Avenue, in the traditional manner of traversing that street.
*
1:34 p.m.
In Redwood Park, doke smopers fell
To Ranger Bob's magical spell
Their mellow ungrooved
All four were removed
From cannabis' mad carousel..

etc etc etc.

Comments

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

(grin)

[ex-cerebrate131.livejournal.com]

What turnberryknkn said.