Snappy Comebacks

[lederhosen]

OK, so I'm fully expecting to get heckled on Saturday. And if there's one thing I'm good at, it's thinking up snappy comebacks about five minutes too late. So, I thought I might throw this one open to the audience... those outside Australia might want to see recent posts for some background on how the Australian Greens differ from the US variety.

Options flagged with a * are things I'm not convinced of myself (or at the least, don't know enough on to argue). If you want me to use 'em, you'll need to provide a good argument in the Comments section.

Note: you get 100 characters per question, max. If it's longer than that, it's not snappy any more.


[Poll #361076]

Comments

[glompbot.livejournal.com]

I was so torn between these two:

"I work with computers. A ponytail adds $5k a year to my salary."
"This is old-growth hair, I'll have you know."

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

I pinched the first of those from brandtotter :-)

[chaos-crafter.livejournal.com]

I thought I recognised that line :)
But I love the old-growth line.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

That one does lend itself to a follow-up about World Hairitage Listing, if I'm feeling *really* spiteful...

[ananas2003.livejournal.com]

Some of those are really funny :-)

But you usually get told not to get involved in political discussions with the voters, so you probably won't use many of them. Except perhaps on your fellow HTV carders...