From my mailbox today

Good day to you, I am searching for an experienced individual that can profitably invest
capital in excess of $9.6 US Dollars... I made my fund through gold business which I used my position in the Government to achieved, I intend to resign my government appointment this year 2011 and I would like to invest in your country secret and also to keep life going after my tenure, as my country is not suitable for me to invest such huge amount of fund to avoid seized as I am still serving my nation, am only soliciting for your assistance to receive and guide until you introduce to me a lucrative business i can invest with good returns.

"Dear Mr. Kofi, I have invested your money in shipping, but sadly due to a tragic miscalculation of scale the entire fleet was eaten by a small dog."