Miscellany

Great Amazon Reviews of our time: "While wiring up my system with these marvelous cables I accidentally turned on my system before connecting up the input sources. I found this cable is actually producing content internally and on the fly! Connecting input sources actually decreased the quality of the music! Incredible at such low prices. It's only a matter of time before this becomes common knowledge and these cables are dominating the charts! When Bono and Metallic find out about this they quit worrying about downloading overnight."

"Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to "try before you buy"."

Also, it came to my attention that in seven years of marriage I had never told Rey this story:

( The Potato King )