Story: A Geelong nightclub has allegedly been serving an ethanol-based moonshine, and passing it off as Smirnoff Vodka.
Liquor Licensing Director Sue Maclellan said the club, Room 99, was shut by police on Friday...
Ms Maclellan said ethanol, if swallowed, could harm the nervous system.
“Symptoms can range from excitation, headaches and drowsiness through to sever acute intoxication, tremors, convulsions or loss of consciousness," she said.Better not tell them what the active ingredient in Smirnoff is, then...
(I'm assuming the culprit here is the journalist, or we're in real trouble.)