Um, ew?

scans_daily tells us far more than we needed to know about what kills Mary Jane in the Spiderman future.

Valentine's Day

On the one hand, it's always nice to show your loved ones you care.

On the other, y'know, Hallmark holiday and all.

So I compromised by getting reynardo the most horrific Valentine's card I could find. When I first saw it, I felt like I had a little notasquirrel perched on my shoulder yelling "BUY IT BUY IT FOR REY YIZ BUY IT!!!!!" This card was enough to spook Dog-Or, who can neither read nor perceive the colour pink.