Three words I'd never have thought to combine

Ultimate.

Christian.

Wrestling.

I don't know if religion produces more loonies than the alternative, but it certainly produces more entertaining ones.

SMH story:

"We tell people that they should not try these moves at home, so we aren't preaching a message that encourages them to be violent. Actually, we're more violent than secular wrestlers because we don't seem to feel it like they do. The bumps and bruises that we take in the ring - I think God takes them and puts them on his own back."

Three more words that don't usually go together

"Door-to-door tattoo salesman".

Via cleolinda, story here. Just in case you thought there was a limit to human stupidity.