Junk Science
Sep. 8th, 2005 08:22 amVia
sclerotic_rings: after New Scientist mocked a skin cream for absurd claims, the makers actually ripped off bits of the mockery for their own puff pieces.
Excerpts from various pages on neaclear.com (irritating lack of capitalisation left as is):
our products include oxygen and natural energy blends which are specifically formulated for anti-aging. Oxygen is the most vital nutrient required by the human body for cell reproduction, optimal function and continued existence. studies have shown that the most significant factor in health and longevity is how well you breathe. the reason for this is because this directly determines how much oxygen is available for your cells.
300 million years ago, the air contained 50% oxygen. today’s breathable air contains only 18% oxygen...
many people feel that oxygen is one of the most powerful antioxidants that works to stop the damage caused by “unhealthy” free radicals...
neaclear® and neaclearPlus skin care products all have oxygen in them. the oxygenation is a special 4 step process that enables us to place oxygen into a stable liquid form. liquid oxygen normally exists only at the extremely low temperature of -183 degrees Celsius under normal atmospheric pressure. liquid oxygen in it's purest form is highly combustible and basically "rocket fuel". NO, we do not have rocket fuel (pure liquid oxygen) in our products. please realize the oxygen concentration in our skin care products is not a large amount, definitely less than 5%. again, we always recommend not placing these products close to any sources of fire or anything flammable (a good piece of advice with any skin care products).
(AFAICT, that last bit is a recent addition; earlier versions just claimed that 'neaclear' "is the first to combine stabilised liquid oxygen into all of its products", for which NS mocked them heartily. It's still pseudo-scientific bullshit, though. I blame the Kansas School Board ;-)
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Excerpts from various pages on neaclear.com (irritating lack of capitalisation left as is):
our products include oxygen and natural energy blends which are specifically formulated for anti-aging. Oxygen is the most vital nutrient required by the human body for cell reproduction, optimal function and continued existence. studies have shown that the most significant factor in health and longevity is how well you breathe. the reason for this is because this directly determines how much oxygen is available for your cells.
300 million years ago, the air contained 50% oxygen. today’s breathable air contains only 18% oxygen...
many people feel that oxygen is one of the most powerful antioxidants that works to stop the damage caused by “unhealthy” free radicals...
neaclear® and neaclearPlus skin care products all have oxygen in them. the oxygenation is a special 4 step process that enables us to place oxygen into a stable liquid form. liquid oxygen normally exists only at the extremely low temperature of -183 degrees Celsius under normal atmospheric pressure. liquid oxygen in it's purest form is highly combustible and basically "rocket fuel". NO, we do not have rocket fuel (pure liquid oxygen) in our products. please realize the oxygen concentration in our skin care products is not a large amount, definitely less than 5%. again, we always recommend not placing these products close to any sources of fire or anything flammable (a good piece of advice with any skin care products).
(AFAICT, that last bit is a recent addition; earlier versions just claimed that 'neaclear' "is the first to combine stabilised liquid oxygen into all of its products", for which NS mocked them heartily. It's still pseudo-scientific bullshit, though. I blame the Kansas School Board ;-)