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Bandwagon: Me Test (long)
Apr. 30th, 2002 11:48 amEverybody else is doing these... but 'cos the friendtest site only allows five answers per question (and because they're most likely harvesting email addresses for spammers) I'm going to do this here instead. One answer per question (if in doubt, pick the best), see comments for scoring. Oh, and one or two of these might be trick questions...
1. Which of these acts have I not seen live?
(a) Billy Bragg.
(b) The Corrs.
(c) Tom Waits.
(d) Roxy Music.
(e) Hunters & Collectors.
2. What's the worst thing ever done to me by an ex?
(a) Cut my hair.
(b) Took me to Riverdance.
(c) Had her family tell me she was dead.
(d) Reneged on a joint loan.
(e) Crashed my car.
3. How many siblings do I have?
(a) None.
(b) One.
(c) Two.
(d) Three.
(e) AAH! MY HAND!
4. Favourite poet?
(a) Sylvia Plath.
(b) John Keats.
(c) e.e. cummings.
(d) Lord Byron.
(e) Robert Lowell.
5. Where are my parents?
(a) Oxford.
(b) Canberra.
(c) Melbourne.
(d) Witness protection program.
(e) Boston.
6. In which of these places did I live for a few months?
(a) Sunnyvale, CA.
(b) Innsmouth, MA.
(c) Toorak, Melbourne.
(d) Deakin, Canberra.
(e) Providence, RI.
7. Which of these things have I not given to Gillian?
(a) A cat.
(b) 'Pan Pipes Play Celine Dion's Greatest Hits' on CD.
(c) Four Sailor Moon comics. In Indonesian.
(d) A 'Miffy' birthday card. On Valentine's Day.
(e) A talking Pikachu doll.
(f) A bone pendant carved into the shape of a dragon.
(g) Glow-in-the-dark Teletubbies stickers on the bedroom ceiling.
(h) Trick question, Geoffrey has given all of these things to Gillian.
8. Geoffrey is a member of:
(a) Mensa.
(b) Democrats (Australian)
(c) Democrats (US)
(d) Greens (Australian)
(e) Young Labour.
(f) Young Liberals.
(g) Festival of Light.
(h) None of the above.
9. My dog's name is:
(a) 'Dog-Or'.
(b) 'Dojira'.
(c) 'Cardboard'.
(d) 'Not My Dog'.
(e) 'Cuton'.
10. Which of the following has not happened due to somebody mistaking my gender?
(a) Snogged by a lady of the Sapphic persuasion.
(b) Somebody else crashing their car.
(c) Getting extra table mints from embarrassed waitstaff.
(d) Searched by a female customs officer.
(e) Wolf-whistled by construction workers.
11. Of TV 'families', I think this one sets the best example:
(a) Simpsons.
(b) Bradys.
(c) Gibson Girls.
(d) Addams.
(e) Big Brother, first series.
12. Favourite tipple:
(a) Glayva.
(b) Bailey's.
(c) 'Transylvanian Winery' muscat.
(d) Butterscotch schnapps.
(e) Guinness.
13. Which of my RPing characters do I have on my wall?
(a) Blaze, a Pyromaniac Cultist.
(b) William, a Mopey Vampire Poet.
(c) Marvin, a Mantis Pooka.
(d) Julia, an Enigmatic Vampire.
(e) Apep, a Hungry Werewolf.
14. Which of these book covers do I not have as a postcard on my wall?
(a) 'Passion's Slave'.
(b) 'The Midwich Cuckoos'.
(c) 'Lost City of the Damned'.
(d) 'Behind The Flying Saucers'.
(e) 'Confessions of a Psychiatrist'.
(f) 'Dracula'.
15. Where has my plush Cthulhu not been photographed?
(a) At a wedding.
(b) In Coventry, re-enacting a John Norman story.
(c) Stonehenge.
(d) On top of my monitor, at work.
(e) At the birthplace of H.P. Lovecraft.
16. What's the dodgiest movie I've ever seen?
(a) 'The Story of O'.
(b) 'Night of the Lepus'.
(c) 'Lady Caroline Lamb'.
(d) 'Police Academy V'.
(e) 'Day of the Triffids'.
17. I'm most likely to laugh at:
(a) Anything written by John 'Gor' Norman.
(b) Anything written by John 'Men Are From Mars...' Gray
(c) Ali G.
(d) Anything by the Wayans brothers.
(e) Anything written by Robin Cook.
18.Which of these have I not written?
(a) Dodgy fanfic.
(b) Hideously self-pitying goth poetry.
(c) A complete thesis, as required for the conferral of a degree.
(d) Two chapters of a romance novel.
(e) An over-long LJ quiz.
19. What was the first movie I ever showed Gillian? (Hint: Alec Guinness.)
(a) 'Star Wars'
(b) 'Kind Hearts and Coronets'.
(c) 'Dr. Zhivago'.
(d) 'Lawrence of Arabia'.
(e) 'Kafka'.
20. I'm most likely to see a movie if it features:
(a) Jennifer Aniston.
(b) Susan Sarandon.
(c) Sandra Bullock.
(d) Sigourney Weaver.
(e) Christina Ricc
1. Which of these acts have I not seen live?
(a) Billy Bragg.
(b) The Corrs.
(c) Tom Waits.
(d) Roxy Music.
(e) Hunters & Collectors.
2. What's the worst thing ever done to me by an ex?
(a) Cut my hair.
(b) Took me to Riverdance.
(c) Had her family tell me she was dead.
(d) Reneged on a joint loan.
(e) Crashed my car.
3. How many siblings do I have?
(a) None.
(b) One.
(c) Two.
(d) Three.
(e) AAH! MY HAND!
4. Favourite poet?
(a) Sylvia Plath.
(b) John Keats.
(c) e.e. cummings.
(d) Lord Byron.
(e) Robert Lowell.
5. Where are my parents?
(a) Oxford.
(b) Canberra.
(c) Melbourne.
(d) Witness protection program.
(e) Boston.
6. In which of these places did I live for a few months?
(a) Sunnyvale, CA.
(b) Innsmouth, MA.
(c) Toorak, Melbourne.
(d) Deakin, Canberra.
(e) Providence, RI.
7. Which of these things have I not given to Gillian?
(a) A cat.
(b) 'Pan Pipes Play Celine Dion's Greatest Hits' on CD.
(c) Four Sailor Moon comics. In Indonesian.
(d) A 'Miffy' birthday card. On Valentine's Day.
(e) A talking Pikachu doll.
(f) A bone pendant carved into the shape of a dragon.
(g) Glow-in-the-dark Teletubbies stickers on the bedroom ceiling.
(h) Trick question, Geoffrey has given all of these things to Gillian.
8. Geoffrey is a member of:
(a) Mensa.
(b) Democrats (Australian)
(c) Democrats (US)
(d) Greens (Australian)
(e) Young Labour.
(f) Young Liberals.
(g) Festival of Light.
(h) None of the above.
9. My dog's name is:
(a) 'Dog-Or'.
(b) 'Dojira'.
(c) 'Cardboard'.
(d) 'Not My Dog'.
(e) 'Cuton'.
10. Which of the following has not happened due to somebody mistaking my gender?
(a) Snogged by a lady of the Sapphic persuasion.
(b) Somebody else crashing their car.
(c) Getting extra table mints from embarrassed waitstaff.
(d) Searched by a female customs officer.
(e) Wolf-whistled by construction workers.
11. Of TV 'families', I think this one sets the best example:
(a) Simpsons.
(b) Bradys.
(c) Gibson Girls.
(d) Addams.
(e) Big Brother, first series.
12. Favourite tipple:
(a) Glayva.
(b) Bailey's.
(c) 'Transylvanian Winery' muscat.
(d) Butterscotch schnapps.
(e) Guinness.
13. Which of my RPing characters do I have on my wall?
(a) Blaze, a Pyromaniac Cultist.
(b) William, a Mopey Vampire Poet.
(c) Marvin, a Mantis Pooka.
(d) Julia, an Enigmatic Vampire.
(e) Apep, a Hungry Werewolf.
14. Which of these book covers do I not have as a postcard on my wall?
(a) 'Passion's Slave'.
(b) 'The Midwich Cuckoos'.
(c) 'Lost City of the Damned'.
(d) 'Behind The Flying Saucers'.
(e) 'Confessions of a Psychiatrist'.
(f) 'Dracula'.
15. Where has my plush Cthulhu not been photographed?
(a) At a wedding.
(b) In Coventry, re-enacting a John Norman story.
(c) Stonehenge.
(d) On top of my monitor, at work.
(e) At the birthplace of H.P. Lovecraft.
16. What's the dodgiest movie I've ever seen?
(a) 'The Story of O'.
(b) 'Night of the Lepus'.
(c) 'Lady Caroline Lamb'.
(d) 'Police Academy V'.
(e) 'Day of the Triffids'.
17. I'm most likely to laugh at:
(a) Anything written by John 'Gor' Norman.
(b) Anything written by John 'Men Are From Mars...' Gray
(c) Ali G.
(d) Anything by the Wayans brothers.
(e) Anything written by Robin Cook.
18.Which of these have I not written?
(a) Dodgy fanfic.
(b) Hideously self-pitying goth poetry.
(c) A complete thesis, as required for the conferral of a degree.
(d) Two chapters of a romance novel.
(e) An over-long LJ quiz.
19. What was the first movie I ever showed Gillian? (Hint: Alec Guinness.)
(a) 'Star Wars'
(b) 'Kind Hearts and Coronets'.
(c) 'Dr. Zhivago'.
(d) 'Lawrence of Arabia'.
(e) 'Kafka'.
20. I'm most likely to see a movie if it features:
(a) Jennifer Aniston.
(b) Susan Sarandon.
(c) Sandra Bullock.
(d) Sigourney Weaver.
(e) Christina Ricc
