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Amusement from our in-house mail system.
Mar. 8th, 2002 02:03 pm"There is an esky full of human eyeballs at L4 Reception. Please contact us if they're yours."
"I'm about to order two vials of herpes virus from our suppliers. Does anybody else want anything?"
And the only intentionally funny one:
"The long term implications of non-critical surgical intervention as well as medication must be reevaluated based on the following remarkable data:
According to a Rand Corp. study commissioned by the Surgeon General, since 1997 in the US, more money has been spent on breast implants, penis implants and Viagra than on the search for a cure for Alzheimer's disease.
At this rate, the study estimates that by the year 2010 there will be 8,000,000 Americans running around with massive breastsand/or erect penises, without any idea of what they're used for. "
"I'm about to order two vials of herpes virus from our suppliers. Does anybody else want anything?"
And the only intentionally funny one:
"The long term implications of non-critical surgical intervention as well as medication must be reevaluated based on the following remarkable data:
According to a Rand Corp. study commissioned by the Surgeon General, since 1997 in the US, more money has been spent on breast implants, penis implants and Viagra than on the search for a cure for Alzheimer's disease.
At this rate, the study estimates that by the year 2010 there will be 8,000,000 Americans running around with massive breastsand/or erect penises, without any idea of what they're used for. "
