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[lederhosen]

I want an laptop that generates massive amounts of cool.

Stupid laws of thermodynamics.

Comments

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

I'm massively cool. But I'll only sit on your lap for massive amounts of money :P

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Set your homepage to Disco Stu. So coooool...

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure there's a good answer to this :-)

Devilbunnies in-joke

[mr-figgy.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'll add "cooling laptop with nullentropic and orgone accumulation properties" to the warren R&D queue. I'll just tell them to put that pesky perpetual motion machine on hold, and try to port in anything they learned from the cold fusion experiments. *chucklefiggy* thanks, fourier.

[manna]

I want an laptop that generates massive amounts of cool.

I'm sorry, but our furry overlords forbid it.

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as cool, only a lack of hotness.

[hpapillon.livejournal.com]

For some reason I read that as 'laptop that generates massive amounts of food'

[publius1.livejournal.com]

What the fuck, so did I. Now I want my brain back.

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

My laptop does generate massive amounts of cool! Try putting a bunch of stickers on it and using it in coffee shops.