Things I learned today

Occasionally the masseur at Hurty-But-Feels-Good Massage Place stops to tell me "you're really tense here, you need another twenty minutes, OK?" So when today he said "you're really tense here, [indistinct something I didn't catch]", I assumed it was that again. And I was tired enough and endorphined enough that by the time I realised he'd actually been saying "I would like to put suction cups all over your back", I just went with it.

...I haven't actually been attacked by a giant squid, but it certainly looks like it.

Memo to self: Do not remove shirt during interview tomorrow. Well, not unless a majority of the panel turn out to be tentacle fetishists, in which case play it by ear.