Can't say I'm surprised.

Via sclerotic_rings: A judge decided two teenagers can complete their high school football seasons before they serve 60-day jail sentences for a car crash caused by a decoy deer placed in a country road. Two teens were injured. [One is unable to work or go to school due to a broken neck, collar bone, arm, and leg; the other now has sixth-grade level cognitive ability due to resulting brain damage.]

For the knitters

Sock Wars is a bloody, international death-by-sock tournament in which there can be only one survivor. On 22nd September you will be emailed a top secret file containing the details of your target and a pattern. To kill your target you must knit them the pair of socks in the pattern and mail it to them...

(I suspect postal delays are going to play merry hell with this, but it's a cute idea...)