Only In Kenya

From locked post which points out the idiocy of this quiz: "what type of animal spirit do you have? Native American Shamans believe that every animal has its own special wisdom to teach humans, gleaned from thousands of years of experience. We've selected fifteen beasts from all corners of the animal kingdom. Which one is your animal guide?"

To save you doing the quiz, the possible outcomes (which don't actually add to ten, maybe the shamans dropped a slab coming down the mountain) are listed here. Some of the Highly Authentic Native American Totem Animals Going Back Thousands Of Years include camels, mongooses, and horses*. Oh, and apparently the same mythology has both mooses and armadillos, because all Native Americans have the same culture.

And speaking of the collective shamanistic wisdom of thousands of years, did you know that the mongoose is the only animal that would risk life and limb for a loved one?

*I'm reluctantly letting lions by, on the grounds that there were prehistoric ones that probably did overlap with NAs in some areas.