Amusements

A quote I came across on the web today:

According to the gun designer of The Matrix.
Larry & Andy Wachowski: Who uses a .50 Desert Eagle?
Gun Designer: A wanker.
Wachowskis: No, who are they made for?
Designer: Wankers.
Wachowskis: Our wankers in this film want Desert Eagles.
Designer: Your film.

And for just about all of you, a beautiful image about work frustration here.

Still trying to track down an eyeball-moulding kit so we can take a cast of my eyeballs. They don't seem to be in common use these days. So far, all three people on the 'might have one' list turn out to have been old optom classmates of my supervisor, which is handy, but we may have some difficulty finding what we're after.

(No, I am not going to use plaster of Paris if I can't find the proper stuff.)

And I, for one, welcome our new parrot overlords. And our squid overlords, too.

Also, creepiest webpage ever. (Link points to a page with description & pointer to cached ick, rather than directly to the creepyness.)