The horror.

I enjoy giving people horrific things. Yes I do!

For Keith & Ceredwyn: A plush Cthulhu. And a Gangrel Bomb.

For SandyPaw: A very purple bunny toy.

For Gegi and Peter: John Norman's 'Imaginative Sex'.

For Cecily: A first edition 'Eye of Argon'.

And, last and best, for Rey, a CD: 'Panpipes Play Celine Dion's Greatest Hits'.

One day karmic retribution will fall upon me. But not yet, my preciouses, not yet!