lederhosen: (Default)
lederhosen ([personal profile] lederhosen) wrote2010-02-02 12:16 am

An offer I can't understand

Okay, why exactly would I want to 'vulcanize my whoopee stick'?

[identity profile] nefaria.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, this is too close to Kirk/Spock fan fiction for me to comment on.

[identity profile] malada.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)

"vulcanize: to treat with heat and sulfur...."

Uh-uh. Not taking the Easy Ones. Nope. Not today.

-m

[identity profile] bookwoman72.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Er... maybe you're having sex with a volcano goddess?

[identity profile] culfinriel.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
friction burns ...

[identity profile] lederhosen.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if this is related to the "need anti-fungal" one.

[identity profile] lokicarbis.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Because nothing's hotter than black rubber fetishware...
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[personal profile] moxie_man 2010-02-01 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, isn't it obvious? So you're "whoopee stick" will make non-emotional, logical decisions, of course.

[identity profile] malloc1024.livejournal.com 2010-02-02 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
To decrease wear and thereby increase the service life?

[identity profile] reynardo.livejournal.com 2010-02-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
*blush* Why, thank you!

[identity profile] sandypawozbun.livejournal.com 2010-02-02 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, but I suspect it is most illogical.

[identity profile] lederhosen.livejournal.com 2010-02-02 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going with this answer!