Perfidious spaniels

[lederhosen]

Conversation with Dog-Or the Wonder Spaniel, last week:

DOG-OR: I need to go out.
ME: Murfle. Am in bed. Is warm.
DOG-OR: *scratches at door* I need to go out. By the way, I haven't peed since last night.
ME: Oh, okay. *gets out of lovely warm bed to go open the door*
DOG-OR: Sucker! *jumps onto bed and grabs my spot*

I've tried to explain to him that a few thousand years back, his ancestors slept outside ALL THROUGH THE WINTER, and there were no quilts or electric blankets, not even for the humans. I don't think he believes me.

Comments

[serehfa.livejournal.com]

Ha ha very ha.

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

However, there were humans. And spots to steal by the campfire...

[scascot.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you walked to school, and then back home, too. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways. While fending off dinosaurs.

I remember our first remote-control television. It was voice-activated. Dad would say something like, "scascot, put it on channel 3" or "scascot, turn the volume up" - and it would happen. Amazing.

[psychowoof.livejournal.com]

Emma is not quite that bad. She'll usually occupy the human's space prior to the human wanting to get into the bed.

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

*calculatingchitter* nowe letz sea...
hee stoal yor bedd, (ann problee gote durte inn ite) soe thetz prettee kool.
*flick* bute oan thee othur pawe, hee gote toe bee al warme ann kozee ann fairlee triumphunt fore a minit.
*shrugflick* sorree...i ges thee hole thingz jeste a washe fore mee.

[fluffy-cloud.livejournal.com]

Squee will just shove you until he's in your warm spot. He is amazingly good at shoving people many times his size.

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

XD