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lederhosen ([personal profile] lederhosen) wrote2006-11-28 11:46 am
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Sex Advice from a D&D Player

Yet again via [livejournal.com profile] james_nicoll, sex advice from a D&D player:

Q: My lover and I enjoy role-play, but I’ve gotten tired of the same cliché scenarios like student/teacher and boss/secretary. Any recommendations for new roles that might help spice it up?

A: I don’t know what system you’re playing, but “student/teacher” and “boss/secretary” do not sound like choices that would inspire one to role-playing greatness. Consider a classic like “cleric of the watcher from the depths/virgin” or “half-orc paladin/gelatinous cube.” And remember, silken rope may be more expensive, but it’s nearly half the weight in encumbrance.


In unrelated news, Dog-Or sometimes sings in his sleep. This is funnier than I can describe.

[identity profile] ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I like the idea of Twisted Chivalry myself.

One of my cats snores.

[identity profile] panacea1.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
At least one of my cats snores. DamnCat (see icon) hides under the bed and konks out. It's a little weird to suddenly hear her sawing logs (or twigs at least) in an otherwise quiet house...

[identity profile] ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com 2006-11-29 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
:-)

Lexi lies on his back, that's what brongs it on.