lederhosen (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lederhosen) wrote2002-08-25 02:02 pm
lederhosen) wrote2002-08-25 02:02 pm
And something lighter.
Police logs by somebody who obviously sees the fun side of his job:
http://www.arcataeye.com/police/
1:34 a.m. On Plaza Avenue, sturm and drang 'twixt roommates and associates made the a.m. look like High Noon in Dodge City, but in a really lame, screechy way. A man had allowed several so-called friends to stay at the apartment, and that was when the trouble began.
4:01 a.m. Laurel Drivers must have been taking lessons from their fussy brethren on Plaza Avenue, for it was there that yelling and screaming emanated from a shadowy corner. This chick, see, and this dude... oh, never mind.
1:16 p.m. A vehicle careened recklessly down Sunset Avenue, in the traditional manner of traversing that street.
*
1:34 p.m.
In Redwood Park, doke smopers fell
To Ranger Bob's magical spell
Their mellow ungrooved
All four were removed
From cannabis' mad carousel..
etc etc etc.
http://www.arcataeye.com/police/
1:34 a.m. On Plaza Avenue, sturm and drang 'twixt roommates and associates made the a.m. look like High Noon in Dodge City, but in a really lame, screechy way. A man had allowed several so-called friends to stay at the apartment, and that was when the trouble began.
4:01 a.m. Laurel Drivers must have been taking lessons from their fussy brethren on Plaza Avenue, for it was there that yelling and screaming emanated from a shadowy corner. This chick, see, and this dude... oh, never mind.
1:16 p.m. A vehicle careened recklessly down Sunset Avenue, in the traditional manner of traversing that street.
*
1:34 p.m.
In Redwood Park, doke smopers fell
To Ranger Bob's magical spell
Their mellow ungrooved
All four were removed
From cannabis' mad carousel..
etc etc etc.