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lederhosen ([personal profile] lederhosen) wrote2005-08-11 08:51 pm

Useful advice from James Dobson

I happened across this while browsing friends-of-friends...

James Dobson of Focus on the Family, offers useful tips from his friend Joseph Nicolosi on preventing your child from growing up gay.

Some of the highlights:

Perhaps you are concerned about your child and his or her "sexual development." Maybe your son or daughter is saying things like, "I must be gay," or "I'm bisexual." You've found same-sex porn in his room or evidence that he has accessed it on the Internet. You've found intimate journal entries about another girl in her diary. The most important message I can offer to you is that there is no such thing as a "gay child" or a "gay teen." [But] left untreated, studies show these boys have a 75 percent chance of becoming homosexual or bisexual.

Mmm. Snooping in the kid's private diary, very classy. Having parents s/he can't trust makes it SO much easier for a kid to deal with these issues.

Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

Hell, they can pull on skin-tight costumes and cruise around town fighting crime together!

[identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)

This is so funny it's hard to do a parody of it...

[identity profile] jazzmasterson.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've given up on parodies of the american religious right. They outdo themselves, all we can really do is sit back and be amused until we remember that these freaks are actually running the country.

That's when the screaming begins.

[identity profile] reynardo.livejournal.com 2005-08-14 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember - flights, Sydney, we have a spare room...