Stereotypes

[lederhosen]

Old joke: "A statistician is somebody who, when he has one hand in a bucket of ice and the other hand in boiling water, tells you that on average he's comfortable."

I don't know about buckets, but apparently this does work for cold nights and hot laptops. I managed to give myself what seems to be a diffuse burn on my leg, which I didn't notice for some time after. Not painful and healing nicely, but I've gone back to putting something in between me and the laptop...

Comments

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Have you tried a squirrel? They make lovely reactor shielding.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

The Computer does want them to be happy...

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Hmm, Buzzy playing Paranoia, that would be truly frightening. I'd feel sorry for The Computer.

[moxie_man]

Friend Computer!

YES, ALD1N 4.

There is a bunny-traitor plotting to overthrow your most benevolent rule! (panickflick) You will take care of this, all powerful friend computer?

WHAT IS YOUR CLEARANCE, ALD1N 4?

(nervousflickflickflick) Blue, Friend Computer.

YOU ARE NOT CLEARED FOR THAT INFORMATION. PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST TERMINATION CENTER.