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lederhosen) wrote2008-03-25 08:05 pm
lederhosen) wrote2008-03-25 08:05 pm
Note to our arthropod friends
If you happen to be inside the house and are not a funnelweb, white-tail, or redback, I will generally try to relocate you rather than smushing you. Usually this will be done by means of a drinking glass and a bit of card.
Ways you can assist this process and retain your optimal number of limbs:
(1) Do not huddle in awkward, hard-to-reach places.
(2) Do not run around all over the bedroom. I am not interested in eating you.
(3) Do not be larger across than, say, the palm of my hand, because then I need to go and get something larger than a glass.
(Impressively large huntsman, eventually removed with the help of a mid-sized mixing bowl after a considerable chase. I've never seen a huntsman give a threat display before!)
Got to see new bits of Australia today, and met up with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
asagwe and shadow_5tails again, rather sooner than I'd expected... sleepy now. Should I iron shirts for tomorrow? Probably.
Ways you can assist this process and retain your optimal number of limbs:
(1) Do not huddle in awkward, hard-to-reach places.
(2) Do not run around all over the bedroom. I am not interested in eating you.
(3) Do not be larger across than, say, the palm of my hand, because then I need to go and get something larger than a glass.
(Impressively large huntsman, eventually removed with the help of a mid-sized mixing bowl after a considerable chase. I've never seen a huntsman give a threat display before!)
Got to see new bits of Australia today, and met up with
asagwe and shadow_5tails again, rather sooner than I'd expected... sleepy now. Should I iron shirts for tomorrow? Probably.