Crocs are for wusses

[lederhosen]

SMH story: thieves broke into a Rockhampton zoo and tried to steal a koala. But the koala proved to be too vicious for them, so they stole a 40-kg crocodile instead and climbed a 2.4-metre fence with it.

(Those with more than a passing familiarity with koalas may be aware that this isn't as silly as it sounds. The thieves were caught, but the crocodile is still missing, having been traded for drugs.)

Comments

[manna]

I'm just struggling with idea that you *could* trade a 40kg crocodile for drugs.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Phase 1: Kidnap koala! (or crocodile)
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!