Um, what?

[lederhosen]

I just got spam offering to enlarge my pedipalps by 3 inches o.O

Comments

[karjack.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good deal to me. If keeping tarantulas has taught me anything (and it hasn't), it's that lady spiders favor a male with a decent set of 'palps. I imagine it can only help your chances of escape, too, when she tries to devour you.

[lokicarbis.livejournal.com]

That's disturbingly precise...

[scascot.livejournal.com]

"Palps are like dirty little spider hands."

Seriously. Go read the definition on Wikipedia. Another win for open-sourced information.

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Girls probably noticed that your mandibles were undersized, they were just too embarrassed to tell you.

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

You got spam to your cross-dimensional self!

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

Give me the address. I need those and at least four more appendages.

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

*excitedchitter* woe, dood, ide goe fore ite! thre inchuz iz liake tin feete inn thee krustayshun wurld!

[da-norvegicus.livejournal.com]

Sounds like someone's been learning their english from TISM.

[fluffy-cloud.livejournal.com]

*pout* You get all the interesting spam.