Schadenfreude

[lederhosen]

Congressional aide attempts to recruit hackers to change his GPA records. 'Hackers' decide to string him along.

Hilarity ensues.

Have had a chance to set up a couple of IDS/IPS evasion bots, perimeter scanning came up clean. Small SQL injection issue merged with XSS shows that the backend database may be either 768-bit encrypted or a simple 3DES matter, but a little more time should take care of that issue. Once the tables are writable to sa, should be ready to jump in and jump out with no problem. One of their systems caught an early sniff, but was shut down with a smurf.

Comments

[elynne.livejournal.com]

*hahahaha* What a fuckin' idiot. :D

[scascot.livejournal.com]

A lot of crazy squirrels...

Squirrels and computers. Bad idea.

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

Squirrels and computers. Bad idea.

*employs SQL and EIEIO using L33T skills and puts you on 'the list'*

[panacea1.livejournal.com]

*chitter*

[notasquirrel.livejournal.com]

*highfiveflick*

[mr-figgy.livejournal.com]

pwned, sucka

[the-funkmeister.livejournal.com]

You had me laughing hysterically at 'attempts to recruit hackers' :)

The rest, just made my day.

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

Why oh why am I not surprised that this came from a TCU grad? See, SMU or Baylor greedheads would just lie about their GPAs and rest assured that nobody would really care (if you went to SMU, you're not going there to learn, and if you went to Baylor, any transgressions will be forgiven because "Oh, s/he's just doing God's work."), but TCU grads who tend toward the Dark Side tend to get all guilty about cheating. (I haven't had some of the nasty experiences with TCU grads that I have with SMU and Baylor grads, but the Czarina and I dread their coming whenever we end up doing jewelry shows in Fort Worth. The sorority girls are some of the dumbest, rudest, and most entitled I've ever met: there's nothing quite like being asked about the price of a pair of earrings, having the little darling nearly burn my eyebrows off by belching in my face, redolent of cheap pilsner and her father's semen, and sneer "Oh, I'd never pay $20 for a pair of earrings.)

[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

Wow.

That's just... wow.