I am a bad dog owner.

After trying gooshy food, a long w.a.l.k., extensive petting, and explaining to Dog-Or the Wonder Spaniel that Daddy is very busy trying to protect him from the Lich-King, if he still won't give me a moment's peace, I have been known to play kitten videos on YouTube. This usually buys me a few seconds while he tries to figure out where the EVIL CAT is hiding.