I loved this one

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=129871

Tales Of Ambiguity, Part N

Rey and I went to Volcano Joe's for dinner tonight. On the way out, we met a guy coming in. I attempted to hold the door for him, since he was on crutches, but he insisted on holding it for me - "Beauty first!"

...you know, it occurs to me that it's almost always men. I wonder what that's about.

In unrelated news, little_details is truly awesome today.