Those eeeeevil roleplayers

Via krfsm, a rather scary post. And here is the cover of the Menace To Freedom.

Like they say, "Is this really the only planet I can live on?"

Found, in back seat of our car...

...two suspender belts, size medium. Mysterious, but not the real mystery.

The real mystery is that they're *white*. Who do we know that wears *white* suspender belts?