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DO HER BACK-AND-FORTH FOR HOURS

This could sort of work for a chase scene some time after he grows pedipalps, but it feels a bit Benny Hill. (Also, why does LJ's spellcheck not recognise "pedipalps"? Or for that matter "LJ's"?)

BECOME HER PASSIONATE LION

A lion with pedipalps, maybe, but I don't want it to turn into one of those stupid amalgam monsters.
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DON'T LET YOUR MANHOOD DIE

I think this goes nicely just after the one about the pedipalps.

Ooh!

Jan. 29th, 2010 08:49 pm
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[Edit: I'm just going to add the new ones in here as it seems appropriate]

A horror story told entirely through the headers of spam in my inbox.

ROCKET FUEL FOR YOUR SPACESHIP
A MOLD IS WIDELY USED
EMPOWER YOUR FLESHY THING
NEED REAL ANTI-FUNGAL?
INSANE PLEASURE IN BEDROOM
LOVEMAKING ALCHEMY
GROW YOUR PEDIPALPS THREE INCHES
DON'T LET YOUR MANHOOD DIE
BE HER MIGHTY NIGHT PREDATOR
GIVE HER OFTEN NIGHT ATTACKS

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